dragonofyang:

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

This is really good info.

(((I secretly love Harry Styles and my boyfriend doesn’t know)))

benjoyment:

This is simply a followup to my previous post, showing what a difference just 10 minutes can make.
awildjenny:

(x)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)

riceisholy:

saelwynsgrove:

riceisholy:

#1
Everyday tell this to yourself


I need to tell myself this more often…

Same
  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
charmaineolivia:

mmm

telapathetic:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

This is literally the worst and most obviously fake post on this ridiculous website

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek)