lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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(Source: breakingbag)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Tried my hand at making a comic. I call it ‘Florida’." [zahel]

(Source: supagirl)

"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."

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note to self (via c0ntemplations)

That’s what I’m sayin’

(via barbiesandbarcardi)

Agreed

(via mahdern)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people

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"I felt too much, he didn’t."

-(six-word story)

(Source: apoetslifeforme)


kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter
710642:

well? can he????

gaydirectioner:

potter-merlin:

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

CARLISLE